Stardate 04-28-2009
Swine Flu Facts:
-There are 190 confirmed cases of the swine flu in the US. Of those confirmed cases, 38 of them are already confirmed dead.
-The first symptoms of swine flu feel like mild allergies, then it moves on to feel like a cold. The virus then jumps to a heavy fever and strong flu like symptoms. The fever is actually so strong that it boils your brain. Of those who have already died, many reported in their last moments being able to smell burnt bacon.
-Officials are urging all to rush to the hospital at the first signs of allergies or cold like symptoms. Swine flu can only be stopped if you catch it in these mild allergy or cold symptoms stages. If it gets to a fever, you're dead.
-You can catch the swine flu from eating bacon or talking to Mexicans.
-Just like the CIA created the AIDS virus to kill off all the gays in the Unites States, the swine flu was also developed by the CIA to kill off all the illegal Mexican Immigrants in the United States. Many, including Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck, deny that swine flu is a government conspiracy and are claiming rather that swine flu came about from "Illegal Mexican Immigrants having sex with pigs." (They said it, not me.)
I hope you have all grasped the seriousness of this PANDEMIC. Mark my words. In a matter of weeks, people are going to be dropping like flies. All industry will shut down. We are going to run out of food and water. Now is the time to go out and buy guns and ammo. We must protect our families and food storage. Bar your doors and board up your windows. Kill anyone who comes to your door because they will obviously be trying to steal food from you and your own.
The worst thing about this whole mess is that the liberal left wing media elite are doing all in their power to down play this in order to shield the Obama Administration from looking bad. We must get the truth out to everyone. I would suggest copying this post and emailing it to everyone in your address book. Keep hope alive.
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12 comments:
Your nothing but a time waster and a person that seems to like starting mass panics,,,,,, If you have nothing better to do with your life other than try to scare others at a time when we all need to help each other,,,, I suggest you just shut your big mouth up,,,,
I'm just trying to raise awareness
not cool
Do we know who "annon" is? He posted on my blog a while back...or maybe it was his cousin.
Darth, what do you suggest to those of us who actually ARE Mexican but are legal immigrants?
Holden has been sneezing since birth. And we are planning a trip to San Diego in May.
Will taking food storage help save us? Please, your advice is needed.
Sabrena-
We do not know who anonymous is, nor do we know why they hate knowledge and truth.
San Diego? Talk about going right into the belly of the beast. You've got to be nuts. But if you have to go, wear your masks, pack your concealed weapons permit, and kick your pork addiction.
I'm amazed that Holdencito is still OK. If he's been infected for what, a few months now, and is still OK, he may have a cure and be man's only hope for survival.
Namaste
Have you checked your google reader recently? I heard "swing flu" just passed the old British lady who can sing as the most popular google search. I bet that has translated into some major traffic on The Ministry of Truth. Glad some people are willing to speak the truth.
End of days. How convenient is it that an unclean beast will one day kill us all?
Though, those of us who abide by halal and keep kashrut would never have eaten the treif and shall be spared.
Your blog posts are increasingly becoming the conversation pieces of our date nights.
Ian-
Yes, I have seen a spike of activity. The first day my post went up, 173 people looked at it. It has dropped off quite a bit since then, but I'm glad for the chance to educate others.
4655-
I had to use wikipedia to understand your answer. Very clever.
President Obama-
Riddle me this...How can I be a racist if I voted for you?
Katie-
I hope others over heard your date night swine flu conversation. Just another way to spread knowledge I guess.
Jaime-
Thanks for sticking up for me on 66% of these issues. Also, I am very impressed that you can quote Predator.
i agree with zeanna
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